like Bridget Jones, only not as well put together.

Category — Raves

Curvy Jones on:Llamas can’t eat Starburst, but damn I love this commercial

I just saw this commercial. It is of the good.

March 7, 2009   No Comments

Curvy Jones on: iKindle

OMFG. The Kindle App for the iPod touch– I have it. The app is free. I just have to buy the books.

*passes out*

I LOVE physical actual books but I never go to the bookstore. I’m SO excited. My list of books I want to read is SO long, and I don’t have any new books at all.

YAY! \o/

ETA: And its backlit. Weeeeeeeeeee!

March 6, 2009   No Comments

Curvy Jones on: An Open Letter to Majic 107.5

Dear Majic 107.5,

First things first. MAJIC? Seriously? What doesn’t Magic Johnson own, and did you think you would just slide that right by us by changing the ‘g’ to a ‘j’? Clever.*

Secondly, your format is Urban AC. Urban Adult Contemporary. GOSPEL is not Urban AC. If I wanted to hear everyone’s mass choir sing ‘Jesus is Real’, I would go home and listen to my mom’s iPod.

Please to be playing some Kool & The Gang followed by MotownPhilly and Doin Da Butt. And if you could fit in some Skee-lo, I will get OUT of the car and dance. “I wish I was a little bit taller/ I wish I was a baller/ I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her” Good stuff, man. Play it!

Thanks.

* I’ve no proof that Magic owns the station. He just owns everything else, so. *shrug*. In an unrelated matter, he’s doing radio commercials for H&R Block. Interesting. The connection between NBA and Tax filing is just… so natural.

March 1, 2009   No Comments



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