I was thinking about a couple of news/entertainment events and so I’ve decided to consolidate my thoughts into a concise post of chaos, which may involve pointing and laughing at stupid people. Ready? Let’s go:

1. They Did What? (aka These Chicks Need Some Serious Therapy)

Unless you live under a rock (and I sometimes do) you’ve heard about these… ladies… that lured a man to a hotel room, held him hostage, and then superglued himself to himself. And in case you didn’t hear, you can read all about it.

Really? I mean…. really? First of all, I guess I am a jaded (I prefer REAL) individual, because I am totally not surprised that a dude was cheating on one woman with three others. I mean, not that I expect it or anything but I must hear two or three stories of infidelity a day, so… yeah. Okay? You find out your dude is sleeping around with more than one other chick and go a lil off the deep end.

My feeling is that I would have to be some kind of crazy to hatch a plan like this and go along with it.  Sure, my girls and I would get some cheesecake or some chicken wings (different situations call for different foods!) and we’d sit down and hash it out and be mad and say all the things we wished we could do.  But then we would build a bridge and get the Hell over it, dump him, move on, get our revenge by living well and all that good stuff.  Lure a dude to a hotel, hold him hostage, GLUE HIMSELF TO HIMSELF?

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