A: Smoking, excessive drinking, rude to waitstaff/servers/your mom/women in your life, misogynistic attitude, lack of ambition, children, MULTIPLE marriages, bad hygiene & lack of general care and grooming, incarceration, violence.

All that and probably more but I’d have to really think about it.

A:Neither. I want my text function turned off except for certain people and I have a well documented hate for the damn phone.

IM or Email is where it’s at, for me. I LOVE email.

This morning I could hardly stand on it, barely made it to the bathroom. Then when I was getting dressed I slid off of the bed and onto the floor. While I was down there I put my brace on. I am being a good girl today.

I was going to say something else and now I have forgotten it. Damn. My brain is Swiss cheese.

A: I can’t remember, but I think so. I’m a pretty linear person so most personality tests say the same thing–I’m a sarcastic asshole who possess a dry wit and a heart of gold. And that I like to be alone and not lonely and they value stability and loyalty.

I usually agree.

Yep. Just call me Grace. There’s me, sprawled out in the parking lot in my white coat, in front of the steps. A very very nice woman with a lovely British accent helped me up and let me lean on her while I walked to my car.

Uh. This hurts. I can stand on it and move it around. It hurts to walk on it. I think, more than anything, my calf muscle is really tight. We’ll see how tonight goes and see if I need to visit the doctor. I already emailed my boss to warn him I may not be in tomorrow. I am following his instruction to elevate and ice.

I’m now trying to determine what makes a better ice pak– frozen cauliflower, or broccoli cuts. Film at 11.

1. What curse word do you use the most?
I have a potty mouth. For some reason when I spell it wrong, it doesn’t feel so bad, so fcuk is me not saying fuck. Somehow.

2. Do you own an iPod?
Hell. YES.

3. What person on your flist do you talk to the most? n/a

4. What time is your alarm clock set to?
6:30. Let’s not talk about what time I actually get out of bed.

5. Do you still remember the first person you kissed?
Yes. I was a late bloomer so I was quite old, actually.

6. Do you remember where you were on 11/9/01?
Yes.

7. Would you rather take the picture or be in the picture?
Take. I hate pictures of myself. If I find it, I will rip it up.

8. What was the last movie you watched?
Hmmmm….. Sleepless in Seattle, this weekend.

9. Do any of your friends have children?
Lots of them.

10. Has anyone ever called you lazy?
I do, a lot.

11. Do you ever take medication to help you fall asleep?
No, never have.

12. What cd is currently in your cd player?
I probably either still have Christmas Classics, or Mozart

13. Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk?
Either. I like them both.

14. Has anyone told you a secret this week?
Yes, but I can’t tell you who or what the secret is.

15. When was the last time you had Starbucks?
It’s been awhile. I just realized I meant to take my coat in for cleaning, and it is near the starbucks. SHOOT. Tomorrow.

16. Can you whistle?
Yep.And it’s annoying.

17. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Eyes. And then smile. If they have dimples, UNNNGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

18. What are you looking forward to?
Can I be LAME and say Thursday?  No? Then, the weekend.

19. Did you watch cartoons as a child?
Yes. We used to watch Transformers and Thunder.. Thunder.. Thundercats… HOOOOOOOOOO!! every morning before school, and Inspector Gadget after school. Go, Go Gadget LJ Meme!

20. Do you own any band t-shirts?
I sure don’t. Dammit. I need a shirt with Lance’s big ol mug on it.

21. What will you be doing in one hour?
I will be sliding into bed, heaving a great sigh, and smiling because I am about to sleep, perchance to dream.

22. Is anyone in love with you?
Yes. TONS of people. It’s tough being me. (*see note on sarcasm further down)

23. What was the last song you heard?
Peter Gabriel, In Your Eyes. Before that was Peter, Paul & Mary, The Wedding Song.

24. Last time you cried?
It’s been awhile. Months at least.

25. Are you on a desktop computer or a laptop?
Laptop.

26. Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
Oh hell no. Hell NO. Count me in  the ‘scared of needles’ club. Oh and also PAIN.

27. What’s the weather like?
It was cold today. I hope it’s warmer tomorrow. But it’s clear.

28. Would you ever date a girl/guy covered in tattoos?
Uh. Not really, but I would hang out with Chris.

29. What did you do before this?
A Music Meme.

30. When is the last time you slept on the floor?
I can’t say I’ve ever SLEPT on the floor. I last laid on the floor in October at JamaicanFriend’s house after ONE BOTTLE of Smirnoff Ice. Kid you not, I was on the floor, talking about how much I love people. Light weight.

31. How many hours of sleep do you need to function?
More than I get. Some days I am delirious.

32. Do you eat breakfast daily?
Not daily but if I don’t eat much for dinner, my friend at Dunkin Donuts gets a visit. I get a flatbread sammich and YUM.

33. Are your days fast-paced?
Depends on the day. Usually no, but Tuesdays are jam packed full of meeting goodness.

34. What did you do last night?
Read, Argued with iTunes (declared victory), watched TV. Went to bed pretty early. SLEPT.

35. Do you use sarcasm?
I’m quite the sarcastic asshole. Sorry. I’m only nice to people I don’t really know. Or like.

36. How old will you be turning on your next birthday?
34.

37. Are you picky about spelling and grammar?
Gawd yes.

38. Have you ever been to six flags?
Yes, but I haven’t been in awhile. I don’t even live that far from Six Flags Over Georgia.

39. Do you get along better with the same sex or the opposite sex?
Uhm. I used to not like women at all. Like. At all. I felt like they were just a catty gaggle of people with boobs and hair. Then I met some really great women and I turned the corner on them. Every once on a while I feel like I don’t like women much and then I step back and look at the women I’m hanging around with, and CHANGE IT. Men? Great as friends, but not beyond that.

40. Do you like mustard?
Not really.

41. Do you sleep on your side?
Yesssssssssss. Ahh, rolling over to my side is like heaven.

42. Do you watch the news?
Yes. Every morning and a few minutes at night and whenever there’s something interesting going on.

43. How did you get one of your scars?
I’m a kluz. I am a collection of scars. I have a scar on my thigh from when I dropped a lit cigarette there. I also have a stab wound. From my brother. Interesting story.

44. Who was the last person to make you mad?
Can’t say but I was SO HACKED OFF.

45. Do you like anybody?
I like a lot of people. Now ask who I don’t like. That’s an interesting question, there.

46. What is the last thing you purchased?
Besides lunch, I bought a external hard drive.

47. What side of the heart do you draw first?
Right.

48. Can you dive without plugging your nose?
I can’t swim. I don’t dive.

49. What colour is your razor?
Uhm. Silver?

50. What is your blood-type?
Uhm B?

51. Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?
*insert evil laugh here* So many people. So little time.

52. What is a rumour someone has spread about you?
I’m pretty sure there are some people that still think I am a lesbian. I just let them think that.

53. How do you feel about carrots?
Love them. But raw. Not cooked.

54. How many chairs at the dining room table?
I don’t have one, but 6

55. Which is the best Spice Girl?
Meh. They’re all kind of bad but Mel is HAWT.

56. Do you know what time it is?
Yes.

57. Do you know all the words to the Fresh Prince Theme Song?
Yes. Don’t make me sing it.

58. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator?
Okay, really. this happened to me and I freaked. out. My boss happened to call while I was in there and I was hyperventilating. Good thing he reminded me there was a phone in there. All I could think about was the elevator plunging to the basement. He said that wasn’t possible, but I don’t believe him! I was never so happy to get out of there!

59. What’s your favourite kind of gum?
Orbit! Spearmint!

60. T or F: All’s fair in love and war?
F.

61. Do you have a crush on anyone?
Nope.

62. Do you know how to use some words correctly, but not know the meaning?
Yes.

63. Do you like to sleep?
I freaking LOVE sleep. I do it a LOT.

64. Do you know which US states don’t use Daylight Savings Time?
Yes.

65. Do you know the song Total Eclipse of the Heart?
Yes. Turn around …

66. Do you want a bright yellow ‘06 mustang?
No.

67. What’s something you’ve always wanted?
Hard to say. If there’s something I can’t remember what it is.

68. Do you have hairy LEGS?
In the winter, yes.

69. Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake?
I can’t swim, so neither.

70. Do you wear a lot of black?
Yeah, too much

71. Describe your hair:
Boring. Brown. Don’t like it.

72. Do you have Entomophobia?
Yes.

73. Are you an adult?
Sometimes. Usually only on payday.

74. Where is/are your best friend(s)?
I don’t know. I have good friends. Not really best friends. Though KFlo is a really REALLY good friend.

75. Do you have a tan?
No, I’m pretty pale (mmhmm black folks can be pale) in the winter.

76. Are you a television addict?
A little. I watch a lot of History, Science Channel, Discovery, Food network, Investigative Discovery, A&E… not like I watch crap all the time. But, it’s mostly on for noise.

77. Do you enjoy spending time with your mother?
(And does she read my lj?)
Uh. Yes and no. She’s fun but… you know… more than a few days with either of my parents is uh… yeah. NO. And no she doesn’t know LJ even exists. I’m still cursing whoever taught her how to use IM.

78. Are you a sugar freak?
Very much so.

79. Do you like orange juice?
YES!

80. What sign are you?
Aries