like Bridget Jones, only not as well put together.

Curvy Jones on: Mic check one, two… is this thing on?

The sun is not out today.  This angers me.

Okay not angers, but…  ::pout::  Give it back, whoever has it!

While  I shoot off a scathing memo to the Powers That Be about turning on the damn lights in Georgia, please to be checking my progress on Healthy You and offering your cheerleading services, Because Yes.

Thank you and welcome to FUN TUESDAY.

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Curvy Jones on: I Just Wanna Bang on This Drum All Day

Friday. Yayyyyyyyyyyyyy.

I had a really up and peppy post brewing and then someone threw some work at me and IT guy brought donuts that I can smell but I am not eating (because Mama Nature finally got her behind up offa mine and I’ve dropped a few lbs and I am NOT going to sabotage that) and then I got a kind of rude complaint about how hot it [...] Continue Reading…

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Curvy Jones on: Hold Please

Quick and dirty, because it is FUN TUESDAY and so I have reports to get out. I did not do a Healthy You post today because I am on the tail end of girly time and I refuse to report an inflated number due to water weight gain. I am going to give myself a few days (or skip it altogether, this week) to adjust. I know it is [...] Continue Reading…

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Curvy Jones on: SO fierce! I can’t!

It has happened. I have met HotPants Dave and it was faaaabulouuuusss… He is SO sweet and personable and down to earth. He spent a couple of minutes telling us about himself. Dave went to art school and studied illustration. Wanted to work for Disney more than anything, so when he got a job as a visual merchandiser, he thought it would be great but it was really just [...] Continue Reading…

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Curvy Jones on: Guess Who’s Back, back Again? Curvy’s Back, tell a friend!

Hola blog people!

First of all, your friendly world…no, country…. no… East Coast? No. We’ll go with North Carolina traveler. Your friendly North Carolina traveler is home from her first business trip! Weee! I love the quarterly meetings. It’s always nice to see the staff in one room, though I like it best when they come to Atlanta. It’s like all the kids coming home. It’s so busy and I [...] Continue Reading…

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Curvy Jones on: Sexification Now in Progress

Did my Healthy You check in this morning… a couple of posts, one from Sunday and one from today that you may (or may not) be interested in. Check ‘em out and stuff:

Copywritten so don’t copy me

Healthy You Check-in 4/27

That’s all I’ve got. I’m flying tomorrow to the ballin’ ass city of Jacksonville, NC for a work meeting. I booked myself on a 7am flight. I have to be [...] Continue Reading…

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Curvy Jones on: Feelin’ Some Kinda Way…

Hola and Happy Friday, Blog People! This is going to be a fun weekend, since I’m having my first house guest! All will go well if she doesn’t look in the refrigerator or my closets!

There’s an article that I picked up on twitter this morning that really made me feel some kinda way. You know that feeling where something seems all stuck up in your craw, but you [...] Continue Reading…

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Curvy Jones on: Ooh Oooooh! Fangirl Alert!

Um. I’m sorry, people. I HAVE to tell you about this and I HAVE to be kind of ridiculous about it.

Five years ago I saw the most incredible movie ever, which is saying a lot because I am not huge on movies. I don’t own DVD’s and I don’t really watch movies unless they come on cable. I have a short span of attention and the commercial breaks (plus [...] Continue Reading…

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Curvy Jones on: I Vote NO.

[Boys, look away. AWAY I SAY!]

So, yesterday in my Post Lunch Internet Dinking Around time (don’t try to steal that title, it’s mine), I came upon the following headline from my google news gadget. Curious, I clicked on the link and was instantly horrified. Gaze upon it.:
Kim and Khloe Kardashian Get Real about their periods in new ad campaign
By Vicky Allison Apr 19, 2010, 18:20 GMT

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Curvy Jones on: Workin’ For The Weekend

It is Monday, again. Beginning of the week, a whole fresh new week to screw up. Huzzah!

I had a pretty good weekend. Sunshiney and warm and full of inane things to do to whittle time away. It was great.  It actually started Thursday night when SkinnyEmmie came to to town and we had dinner at Buckhead’s Prime and then had drinks at Whiskey Blue atop the W hotel, just [...] Continue Reading…

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Curvy Jones on: Enough about me. What do YOU think about me?

I’m sort of halfassing this ‘getting back on the dating horse’ thing. Last week I sort of wandered around the internet, pretending I wasn’t looking at dating sites, while out of the corner of my eye, doing searches at random sites. There’s a couple places I am never going back to, ever again. Yahoo! is one of them. I’ll never do eHarmony again. And I think Plentyoffish has PlentyofLosers. I [...] Continue Reading…

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Curvy Jones on: RIP, Ms. Sugarbaker. Give ‘em hell, up in heaven.

Wow. I’m saddened to hear the news that Dixie Carter, most famous for her role as the feisty, spicy, preachy Julia Sugarbaker, has died at the age of 70.

I was a faithful Designing Women fan, never missed it in original runs and watched it in syndication with my mom for years. I was obsessed with the southern gentility of these women and at the time I was naive enough [...] Continue Reading…

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Curvy Jones on: Recs! Your Favorite Things

Hello there blog people. How ya’ll doin’?

It’s been a slow one at Chez Curvy. To be honest, I kinda like it that way. Too much to do, too busy, not enough  time stresses me out. I’m more of a ‘let’s see what’s up’ kinda lifer. So, it’s been nice.

I’ve been reading all your blogs, though. And I do mean ALL YOUR BLOGS.  I probably haven’t commented, either because I’m [...] Continue Reading…

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Curvy Jones on : Good Thing

I don’t think that I’ve been forthcoming or expressive enough about HOW MUCH I FREAKING LOVE SPRING!!

And if you think I am excited now? Wait till SUMMEROMFGYEAH. Summer is my favorite season ever, unless it rains all summer and then I hate it. But in general, HELL TO THE YES FOR SUMMER.

It was another glorious Atlanta weekend, wasn’t it? Blue skies, sun shine, warmth. Love it. Hope it stays!

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Curvy Jones on: Happy Easter!

Happy Easter, everyone!

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