Poor thing never saw it comin’…
I forgot to bring a lunch today. Again.
Let me clarify. Last night I did not go to the store (0 pts for me yesterday) and I did not cook food for the week. So when I rolled outta bed way too late this morning, I just barely grabbed breakfast, which I DID eat, yay. Lunch? Not happenin’.
So I rolled down to the cafe on for day 2 of breaking my ‘no eating out’ cheat. Had a bunless cheeseburger and a side salad. It’s funny that I always rant that salad is more than lettuce. Then I get a salad that has more than lettuce and take off everything but the lettuce and the cheese. And then I toss some of the lettuce. Lard.
Anyway. I was HONGRY. On the verge of HANGRY (hungry + angry). You wouldn’t like me when I’m HANGRY. So I inhaled that sucka like it was trying to crawl away, maimed and missing its hind legs. Felt a little bit like National Geographic, where a puma/lion/bigass cat stalks a giselle or something small. Sneak up on it and then POUNCE and then bite, bite, DONE.
Damn nature! You SCARY!
And now that I am full, it’s back to work on this God-bless-it website. Almost done. Can see the light at the end of the tunnel!
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